No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom:So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me:What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom:What are you talking about?
Me:September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom:No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me:Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom:What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me:No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom:Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me:Mom. I'm scared.
Mom:Oh, honey! Why?
Me:.... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom:GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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